Here, we’ll take a look at some of the most popular, modern, and fun ferret names to choose from. But first, let’s discover just how to find the best name for your new best friend.
How To Choose the Perfect Ferret Name
Ferrets, like all pets, can be wonderful companions. They’re at times slinky, goofy, and hyper, but they also sleep up to 18 hours a day, which means they don’t need all-day attention. When choosing a name for your new friend, it’s important to consider your own personality. The bottom line is: when you see the right name, you’ll know it. Now let’s discover some awesome ferret names!
10 Ferret Names Inspired by Food
1. Snickers
Like the popular candy bar, ferrets are often chocolate, caramel, and creme colored.
2. Taco
If you’re into funny, food-inspired ferret names, look no further than Taco. Tacos are a popular Mexican entree. But, spelled “Tako,” the word actually means “octopus” in Japanese. So, this food-inspired name actually has a double funny meaning.
3. Oreo
If you’ve got a black and white ferret, Oreo just might be the perfect name for you. If you’re keen on the creme filling of an oreo, you can also name your albino ferret Oreo in honor of the creamy filling.
4. Corn
It might be a little untraditional, but naming your ferret “Corn” is sure to be a conversation starter. If you’re into quirky, unique, food-inspired ferret monikers, this just might be the one for you.
5. Dorito
They might not be orange like the popular snack chip, but ferrets will never be unhappy about being named after one’s favorite chip.
6. Bacon
Another food-inspired ferret name, Bacon might just be the perfect fit for your little ham.
7. Pepper
Do you have a black and white ferret? Maybe it looks like pepper, the popular spice? Well, then, the obvious choice in food-inspired names is here, waiting for you!
8. Pho
Pronounced like “fun,” without the “n” sound, Pho just might be one of the quirkiest food-inspired ferret names.
9. Chicken
Are you into ironic names for pets? Take a stab and name your furry new friend something really funny, like Chicken!
10. Quinoa
Do you have a ferret who loves both sleeping and romping? Ferrets sleep up to 18 hours a day, so Quinoa just might be the perfect moniker for your new pet.
10 Unique Ferret Names
1. Floki
Taken from Norse culture, this ferret name is uniquely suited to the floppy, domesticated weasels we call our friends.
2. Pluto
Are you a fan of astronomy? Disappointed that Pluto is no longer considered a planet? Honor it by naming your ferret after the smallest celestial (non-planet) in our galaxy!
3. Gizmo
Ferrets, like tiny, mischievous creatures from popular films, deserve great monikers. Gizmo is one of the funnest ferret names out there.
4. Motley
Pets do well with names that end in “ee” sounds. That’s why Motley is such a great name for your new ferret. Motley works for both male and female ferrets, as do most of the names on our list.
5. Kipo
Want to go with a little-known, fun name? Kipo just might be perfect! Ferrets are obligate carnivores, like cats, and need only meat to survive.
6. Niko
Another great ferret name is Niko. Niko is an excellent choice for a fun-loving, free-spirited pet like a ferret. Would you believe that ferrets can live up to ten years?
7. Quigley
Made famous by a movie of the same name, Quigley just might be the perfect fit for your ferret. Ferrets are wonderful pets, but they do require specialized care and commitment.
8. Darwin
Want a more dignified name for your ferret? Look no further than Darwin. Would you believe that ferrets were initially used only for hunting, in a practice known as “ferreting?”
9. Hedwig
Inspired by the British Isles, this name is both fun and majestic. Hedwig is an excellent name for a ferret. It is also a great conversation starter. Ferrets typically grow up to 20 inches long and may weigh up to 4.5 pounds.
10. Crosby
Our final entry in the funnest, most unique ferret names is Crosby. This moniker is perfect for a slinky, fun-loving small pet, like a ferret!
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